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GI Joe💥 Duke (Cartoon) Action Figure

 

Attention, G.I. Joe Sympathizers! Cobra Commander here, addressing you pitiful excuses for action figure collectors! I've been forced to review this so-called "G.I. Joe Duke ReAction+ Figure," and I must say, it's pathetically impressive!

 

This 3 3/4-inch scale representation of that insufferable Duke is, dare I say, almost worthy of being produced by Cobra Industries! The fools at Super7 have managed to create a figure with O-Ring construction and 12 points of articulation, making it frustratingly poseable. It's as if they're mocking our own action figure production capabilities!

 

But make no mistake, you naive toy enthusiasts! This Duke figure is utterly useless against the might of Cobra! Its vintage-inspired design only serves to remind us of past G.I. Joe failures!

 

Here are the specifications of this laughably adequate toy:

- UPC: 840049888784 (a number as forgettable as G.I. Joe themselves!)

- Company: Super7 (clearly inferior to Cobra's manufacturing prowess!)

- Theme: G.I. Joe (a theme of constant defeat!)

- Product Type: Action Figures (more like inaction figures!)

- Character: Duke (bah! A poor substitute for true leadership!)

- Collection: ReAction Figures (ReAction to Cobra's superiority, no doubt!)

- Age: 14+ (old enough to know better, yet still clinging to false heroes!)

- Country of Origin: China (at least they chose a worthy production location!)

 

Remember, foolish collectors, every purchase of a G.I. Joe figure only delays your inevitable surrender to Cobra! But if you must acquire this Duke figure, do so knowing that its presence in your collection is a constant reminder of your future defeat! COBRA!!!

GI Joe💥 Duke (Cartoon) Action Figure 3.75" With O-Ring Super7 +

SKU: GI-JOE-DUKE-TOON
$22.50Price
  • 840049888784