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Stealth Armor Iron Man Marvel Legends Retro Collection 3.75" Figure

 

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📏1/18 Scale / 3.75" Scale 

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Extra! Extra! Plastic Menaces Invade Toy Stores!

 

Listen up, you action figure aficionados! J. Jonah Jameson here, and I've got a breaking story that'll make your wallets tremble and your inner child squeal with delight.

 

Marvel's at it again with their so-called "Marvel Legends Retro Collection." Now, I know what you're thinking: "Jameson, why are you wasting your precious time on toys?" Well, let me tell you, these aren't just any toys – they're a nostalgic nightmare wrapped in plastic and cardboard!

 

Picture this: 3.75 inches of pure, unadulterated menace to society. That's right, folks! These pint-sized troublemakers are designed to emulate the original line of Marvel toys. And let me tell you, they've done a bang-up job of it. The vintage-style packaging? It's like stepping into a time machine, if time machines were made of cardboard and gave you paper cuts.

Now, let's talk about the rogues' gallery they're peddling:

 

Stealth Iron Man: Because apparently, Tony Stark needed another way to avoid responsibility.

 

Storm: Weather control in the palm of your hand. What could possibly go wrong?

 

U.S. Agent: As if we needed another flag-waving do-gooder.

 

Loki: Great, now your kids can learn about trickery and deceit in action figure form.

 

Silver Surfer: I'll admit, this cosmic showboat does look pretty sleek.

 

And of course, that web-slinging menace, Spider-Man. As if we don't see enough of him swinging around the city!

 

But here's the kicker, folks. These little troublemakers are actually... gulp... well-made. With 5 points of articulation, they're ready to pose and pretend-fight their way across your desk. And don't get me started on the retro blister card packaging – it's like they've bottled nostalgia and slapped a price tag on it.

 

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Jameson, you old softie, you actually like these things!" And to that, I say... well, I wouldn't go that far. But I will say this: if you're going to waste your hard-earned money on plastic representations of costumed vigilantes, you could do worse than these Marvel Legends Retro figures.

 

So there you have it, folks. The Marvel Legends Retro Collection – bringing the past back to haunt us, one 3.75-inch menace at a time. And if you'll excuse me, I need to go... uh... investigate these figures more closely. For journalistic purposes, of course!

 

This is J. Jonah Jameson, signing off. Now get back to work!

Stealth Armor Iron Man Marvel Legends Retro Collection 3.75" Figure

SKU: Stealth-Armor
$15.00Price