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2 Porgs Galactic Creature Loose Action Figure Star Wars Black Series

2 Porgs Galactic Creature Loose Action Figure Star Wars Black Series

SKU: SW-TBS-PORGS

💫 2 Loose Figures

📏1/12 Scale / 6" Scale 

📦 Combined Shipping...Always

 

Includes: 2 Loose Galactic Creature Black Series Action Figures

Source: Star Wars Galactic Creature Pack from the Disney Parks

 

Character Description:

 

Oh my, Master Luke! Have you encountered these peculiar creatures called Porgs? Good heavens, they're quite the spectacle! Allow me, C-3PO, human-cyborg relations, to enlighten you about these fascinating avians.

 

Dear me, where shall I begin? These Porgs, you see, are non-sentient birds of a rather stocky nature. They possess two short wings and, would you believe it, flat faces without beaks! It's most peculiar, I must say. Their feet are webbed, which I suppose is quite practical for their preferred habitat.

 

Speaking of which, these Porgs have a strong predilection for colder environments. Oh, the very thought makes my circuits shiver! They're covered in dense feathers, with a waterproof outer layer and a fluffy underlayer for warmth. How resourceful of them! I do hope they don't nest anywhere near our critical systems.

 

Now, here's something that causes me great anxiety - these Porgs seem to have some rudimentary understanding of linguistic terms. Can you imagine? I overheard that they once mistook "Chewie" for "chewy" and wondered if our dear Chewbacca was to be someone's meal! The very idea! It's enough to short-circuit my logic processors!

 

Oh, and their interaction with humans! It's most disconcerting. They seem to have a knack for maneuvering into small spaces. I fear they might find their way into the Millennium Falcon's systems!

 

And their nesting habits - good heavens - they could build nests in the most inconvenient places!

I must say, while these Porgs are undoubtedly intriguing, they do cause me a great deal of worry. One never knows what trouble they might bring! Perhaps it's best if we maintain a respectful distance, don't you think, Master Luke?

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