Marvel Deadpool Shelf Talker - Interactive Collectible
 
“Hey You! Yeah, YOU Reading This!” - The Deadpool Shelf Talker Has Arrived
 
Hey there, gorgeous! It’s me, Deadpool – now in convenient shelf-sitting plush form! I’ve broken out of the big screen and squeezed my perfectly toned body into this 12-inch talking collectible. Why? Because even shelves deserve some maximum effort!
 
Unlike those other boring action figures who just stand there looking pretty, I come with a special talent – I talk! And not just any talk. Pull on my dual swords (yes, that’s what she said) and I’ll drop 14+ authentic lines straight from my blockbuster films. From “Superhero landing!” to “Well I may be super but I’m no hero,” I’ve got all my greatest hits ready to entertain you and annoy everyone within earshot.
 
Crafted with soft plush fabric that’s surprisingly huggable for someone as dangerous as me, I’m dressed in my iconic red and black suit that makes bad guys wet their pants. My head might be hard (that’s what my therapist says), but my body is soft enough to cuddle – though I’ll deny saying that if anyone asks.
 
When my witty banter eventually runs out (or you get tired of hearing the same jokes – as if!), just pop in some fresh LR44 batteries, and I’ll be back to my chatty self faster than you can say “chimichanga.” Perfect for display on shelves, desks, or anywhere that needs a dose of fourth-wall-breaking attitude.
 
WARNING: Not responsible for any uncontrollable laughter, eye-rolling from family members, or sudden urges to watch my movies again. For mature Deadpool enthusiasts ages 14+ only. My colorful language comes in English only – I haven’t learned Spanish yet, despite my love for Mexican food.
 
PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS:
SWORD-ACTIVATED SASS: Pull my dual swords to unleash 14+ authentic lines from the Deadpool films – way more entertaining than your boring alarm clock!
MAXIMUM EFFORT, MINIMUM SIZE: Standing 12 inches tall in my signature red and black suit, I’m the perfect size for shelves, desks, or joining your action figure collection.
SURPRISINGLY SOFT FOR A MERCENARY: My plush fabric body is perfect for hugging, not that a deadly assassin like me needs affection or anything…
POWERED BY SCIENCE (AND BATTERIES): Includes 3 replaceable LR44 batteries so I can keep talking long after everyone wishes I’d stop.
THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON ANNOYING: The perfect present for any Deadpool fan who appreciates fourth-wall breaks and questionable humor.