GI Joe Serpentor Cartoon Action Figure
 
Sssserpentor Figure: The Ultimate Weapon in Cobra'sss Arsenal! Attention, Cobra forcccces!
 
Behold the pinnacle of action figure engineering - the G.I. Joe Sssserpentor ReAction+ Figure! This 3 3/4-inch sssscale masterpiece is destined to crush those pathetic G.I. Joe toys beneath its superior might!
 
Featuressss of Domination:
- Vintage-Inspired Desssign: Crafted to resemble the glorious Cobra toys of the '80s, ensuring maximum nostalgia and terror!
- O-Ring Consssstruction: Providing unparalleled flexibility for world conquest scenarios!
- 12 Points of Articulation: More than enough to outmaneuver those G.I. Joe dolls in any battle!
 
Sssspecifications for Ssssuperiority:
- UPC: 840049888807 (Memorize it, you foolsss!)
- Company: Ssssuper7 (A worthy ally of Cobra!)
- Theme: G.I. Joe (Soon to be crushed by Cobra!)
- Character: Sssserpentor (A formidable leader... almost as great as myself!)
- Age: 14+ (Old enough to join Cobra's ranks!)
- Origin: China (A strategic Cobra stronghold!)
 
While it pains me to admit, this Serpentor figure possesses a certain... charisma that even I, the great Cobra Commander, must acknowledge. Its potential for world domination is undeniable, making it a valuable asset in our war against G.I. Joe! Cobra troops, I command you! Add this figure to your collection immediately!
 
With Serpentor by our side, Cobra's victory is assured! Order Now, for the glory of Cobra! Remember: Cobra Commander is still the true leader! Hail Cobra!