Cold Slither: The Legendary G.I. Joe Villain Band - Limited Edition Colored Vinyl

"We're Cold Slither, you'll be joining us soon. A band of vipers playing our tune!"

Step back into the golden age of Saturday morning cartoons with this extraordinary collector's piece from the G.I. Joe universe! This isn't just any vinyl record – it's the infamous soundtrack that almost conquered America through mind control. The legendary band Cold Slither returns on limited edition orange and gray colored vinyl, bringing the sinister sounds of Cobra's most devious musical plot directly to your turntable.

THE LEGEND LIVES ON

When Cobra Commander faced financial ruin after G.I. Joe raided their treasure vault in 1985, he hatched his most brilliant scheme yet: create a heavy metal band featuring Zartan and the Dreadnoks to brainwash America's youth through subliminal messaging. Though G.I. Joe may have shut down their concert, they couldn't silence the music forever.

This premium pressing captures the complete Cold Slither experience – the band that blended heavy metal thunder with mind-controlling frequencies in one of Cobra's most ingenious plots. Now, decades after their debut on December 2, 1985, their signature sound returns in its most collectible form yet.

PREMIUM COLLECTOR SPECIFICATIONS

• LIMITED EDITION orange and gray colored vinyl – as striking and dangerous as the band itself
• OFFICIAL RELEASE from Reigning Phoenix Music – no bootleg, all bite
• HEAVYWEIGHT PRESSING that delivers the sonic power of Cold Slither's mind-altering frequencies
• DELUXE PACKAGING featuring original artwork that captures the band's post-apocalyptic biker aesthetic
• HISTORICAL LINER NOTES detailing the band's creation and legacy in the G.I. Joe universe
• RELEASE DATE: July 25, 2025 – mark your calendar, real American heroes
• UPC: 4251981706672
• ITEM #: 2726993X

A CULTURAL PHENOMENON REBORN

Cold Slither wasn't just another fictional band – it represented a perfect satire of 1980s concerns about rock music's influence on youth, the PMRC's warnings about subliminal messages, and media manipulation. This vinyl release celebrates that cultural commentary while delivering a must-own piece for both G.I. Joe collectors and vinyl enthusiasts.

The band's influence extends far beyond their single episode appearance. From tribute supergroups to modern merchandise, Cold Slither has maintained a cult following that rivals many real-world bands. This vinyl pressing acknowledges that legacy, giving fans the chance to finally own a tangible piece of this fictional band's very real cultural impact.